Time to Pretend

May 27

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

I…why woul….okay well if we don’t go on our trip next weekend should be fine.

Wait no, are you blowing me off for old me? Noooo you can’t Steve, Steve no! That’s so far away, come up tomorrow or something I just want a ride around town nothing special!

(Source: anthonyfuckingstark)

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

Old fashioned? Oh I wonder why. And by my standards, Tony, you are still a…young man, but that’s not an adult, alright?

…I’ll take young man over child or kid I guess. I’ll be an adult next year! I’ll be 18. I’ll be able to go into the back room at sex shops and stuff, that’s legit right? And even though I’m not an adult you still like me right? So I’m fine. We veered off topic by the way… When are you coming over to give me a ride on your bike, big guy?

(Source: anthonyfuckingstark)

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

anthonyfuckingstark:

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

anthonyfuckingstark:

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

—Wait what are roofies?

….Um, nevermind Steve. So, what is this trip you are going on? Sounds dumb. You should skip it and come see me.

/Chuckles

Well no official plans have been set, but hopefully I can convince him to go cross country with me. On my motorcycle. 

*giggles wildly* You have a motorcycle?? Oh my GOD that’s ballin’! I mean- I mean that’s cool, that’s so cool! No no okay you have to come visit me and take me for a ride okay?

Only if you promise to behave.

Oh my God Steve you’re so old fashioned. Don’t treat me like I’m a kid, I’m 17 remember? Jesus. But okay, I’ll make any promise you want as long as you come over and give me a ride okay?

May 26

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

anthonyfuckingstark:

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

—Wait what are roofies?

….Um, nevermind Steve. So, what is this trip you are going on? Sounds dumb. You should skip it and come see me.

/Chuckles

Well no official plans have been set, but hopefully I can convince him to go cross country with me. On my motorcycle. 

*giggles wildly* You have a motorcycle?? Oh my GOD that’s ballin’! I mean- I mean that’s cool, that’s so cool! No no okay you have to come visit me and take me for a ride okay?

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

anthonyfuckingstark:

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

Actually, Tony…music and beer and…’cute girls’…they’re not really my thing…all…mixed together like that.

/Laughs airily knowing full well the only person there he’d be unable to take his eyes off of lay right beyond the other line

I like quiet get-togethers and…no drinking. Besides, next weekend me and your older self should be out on a little vacation…if I can convince him…

You’re no fun at all. I’ll just go by myself then. Last week someone tried to roofie me, I’m lucky Rhodey was there to punch the guy’s lights out. *sighs* 

—Wait what are roofies?

….Um, nevermind Steve. So, what is this trip you are going on? Sounds dumb. You should skip it and come see me.

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

Actually, Tony…music and beer and…’cute girls’…they’re not really my thing…all…mixed together like that.

/Laughs airily knowing full well the only person there he’d be unable to take his eyes off of lay right beyond the other line

I like quiet get-togethers and…no drinking. Besides, next weekend me and your older self should be out on a little vacation…if I can convince him…

You’re no fun at all. I’ll just go by myself then. Last week someone tried to roofie me, I’m lucky Rhodey was there to punch the guy’s lights out. *sighs* 

(Source: anthonyfuckingstark)

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

anthonyfuckingstark:

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

No, no! I hate texting because I can never get my grammar right on this thing…but I wasn’t mad! I just… /Clears throat

Something came up and I had to leave.

Hmph. Well I can understand the having to leave part but you never called me back or came back to see me. I’ve been lonely. Even partying has been dull. Oh! You should come to a party with me, they throw some really ballin’ parties here on campus!

I’m sorry what’s “ballin’”?

Ugh, really Steve? It’s really cool, I mean the parties are cool is what I mean. They’re fun! You should come to one this weekend with me there’s music and beer and stuff, and really cute girls! And guys!!

[call]

thatscaptainrogerstoyou:

No, no! I hate texting because I can never get my grammar right on this thing…but I wasn’t mad! I just… /Clears throat

Something came up and I had to leave.

Hmph. Well I can understand the having to leave part but you never called me back or came back to see me. I’ve been lonely. Even partying has been dull. Oh! You should come to a party with me, they throw some really ballin’ parties here on campus!

(Source: anthonyfuckingstark)

[call]

Steve! Hi! Okay I called since you don’t like texting or whatever. But yeah. You just left! I thought I’d made you mad or something. 

bunnypaw:

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bunnypaw:

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